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If Hasbro made a season five (which the writers wanted to do, but the bronies stopped them from doing it because they are freeloading hooligans), then the episodes would be:

  1. Zoe Has An Expensive Birthday Party And Acts Like An Ingrate
  2. Russell Spindashes Into Obama
  3. Russell Tells Hillary To Check Her Email
  4. Russell Finds Out The Government Reopened
  5. Zoe Gets Transferred To Buckingham Palace
  6. Zoe Criticizes Her Servants All Day Long For No Reason Other Than Being A Brat
  7. Sunil Watches An Immature 10-year-old's Tribute Video- His Computer Crashes
  8. Pepper Farts In The Largest Ever Pet Shop
  9. The Guest Pets Get Revenge On Hasbro For Forgetting Them
  10. Sunil And Vinnie Hug, Which Makes The LPS Fandom Take It Out Of Context
  11. Pepper Finally Learns A Joke That Does Not Rely On Wordplay
  12. Penny Ling Cries Like A Baby Over Something Stupid For The Millionth Time- Causes A Tsunami
  13. Pepper Tries A Unicycle And Gets Hurt Because She Didn't Read The Instructions
  14. Vinnie Attempts To Use An '80s Japanese Workout Tape
  15. Minka Learns How To Draw Like Van Gogh
  16. Mrs. Twombly Gets Hurt From Kung Fu Quilting
  17. Zoe Goes To Windsor Castle Because Apparently Buckingham Palace Isn't Grand Enough
  18. Sunil and Vinnie Watch A Tribute Video- Have A Seizure From All The Irritating Special Effects
  19. Deviant Art Is Temporarily Out For A Day- The Shippers Cry!
  20. The Twentieth Fake Episode? Really?
  21. Nothing Much, Just Selling More Toys
  22. Blythe's Friends Finally Get Better Character Development
  23. Jebbie Cho Learns English- Becomes A Chatterbox
  24. Russell Wears A MAGA Hat- Donald Trump Puts Him In Charge of Building The Wall
  25. Part One Of A Two Parter Designed To Sell Stuff
  26. Part Two Of A Two Parter Designed To Sell Stuff
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